Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine

Dumb & Dumber of the Week

Original story courtesy of msn... add ons courtesy of DHMNZ
Paris and her boyfriend, Cy Waits, were pulled over by police, who said they smelled marijuana coming from the couple’s Cadillac, on Friday night.  Police have told reporters that when Paris pulled a tube of lip balm from her purse, they spotted some cocaine in a plastic bag. She and Cy were booked into the County Clark jail. 

PMFSL (Piss My Farking Sides laughing) ... How blonde was that? In a Police stop she pulls out Balm and forgets " Oh heck the blows' hiding in there!" What would she have done if it was Extasy... Put it in a plastic bag and called them mints? Only in the land of Paris eh? Notably she was let loose on bail a few hours later, whilst boyfy who was charged with DUI spent the better part of a few more hours in the Tombs, finally released on the Saturday. Wheres the love there you ask? Save thy own arse first perhaps?

Paris Hilton Attack Dog (oops Lawyer) Richard Schonfeild during damage control told reporters  “As the case proceeds, a lot of facts are going to come to light that will ultimately lead to exoneration.” Apparently Paris intends to argue that the drugs did not belong to her (Tui moment... Yeah Right).

It's the second time this year Paris has been arrested on drug possession allegations, although authorities in South Africa dropped marijuana charges earlier this summer. In 2007, she pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to 45 days in jail.  Will this girl ever learn?

Its been revealed that Prince Charming Cy has lost his job as head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore Properties. When questioned by media, the former glorified Duty Bar Manager made no comment. Does CY stand for Cociane Yobo? Or C Y Waits and gets arrested?

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