Charlottes a Good Girl!

Story courtesy of DHMNZ

Well for all the cheap publicity stunts one can pull, Charlotte Dawson can say she has definitely had her fair share of the limelight. Now at the age off 44 she has had a remarkable surgery to remove her implaints shrinking them back down to a B-Cup and has a new outlook on life.

DHMNZ had a rare opportunity to hear from Charlotte whom is fuming at reports made by some local media sources. Some snout called Chris Schultz who for the life of me couldnt write a shopping list without his wifes hand up his jacksy! I guess the next time Charlotte throws you a bone Champ, they'll be flying day trips to the moon.

Anyways to Charlotte, Loved them when there were F...

Can get me mouth round them now they're B!

Hone Harawira Breaks ranks on Foreshore UPDATE

Story courtesy of stuff.co.nz
Maori Party MP Hone Harawira will not support legislation replacing the Foreshore and Seabed Act, Prime Minister John Key has confirmed.

Mr Key said Maori party co-leader Tariana Turia told him this morning that "they'd lost one of the sheep in the flock." It didn't take long to guess it was Mr Harawira, he said.
The other four Maori MPs will support the Marine and Coastal Area Bill, which is due to have its first reading in Parliament this week.

"It's highly predictable and quite frankly we would never be able to pass legislation that would satisfy Hone Harawira," Mr Key said.

"Nor should we, because that would not reflect the views of the majority of New Zealanders."

"If he doesn't vote for it, I don't care."

Mr Harawira said this week the new Bill was not the substitute Maori want. He indicated he would vote for the bill at first reading but wanted extensive changes at select committee stage.

"It was always a risk that Hone would peel off," Mr Key said. "He always has the more extreme views and I want legislation that is enduring and that the majority of New Zealanders can support."

"The fact that Hone is not going to vote for it probably confirms that."

The new law will restore the right of Maori to go to court to claim customary title, but they must prove exclusive use since 1840.

Parents locked in battle over Slain Policeman's Estate

Slain Policeman Don Wilkinson. Parents locked in battle over his estate

Story courtesy of yahooxtra
The estranged parents of slain undercover Policeman Don Wilkinson are locked in a bitter dispute over their son's "slapdash" will and $2 million fortune, according to a story to be published in North and South magazine today.



Mr Wilkinson, who was fatally shot during a night-time police surveillance operation in Mangere in September 2008, left his adoptive father, Ron Wilkinson, all his assets, including a $900,000 property in Helensville, northwest of Auckland, $70,000 in cash, some investments and a six-figure payment from police insurance and superannuation, the magazine as reported by The New Zealand Herald said.


Mr Wilkinson wrote the will in 1985 before going to work in Antarctica.


At the time, his assets were two guitars and a second-hand car.


His mother Bev Lawrie said she was close to her son and he would be horrified that she was left with nothing.


"Don would be horrified, he'd just be absolutely horrified," she said. "It [the will] was just slapdash because he was off on a big adventure ..."


Efforts to talk to her ex-husband had fallen on deaf ears, she said.


"If it had been me, I'd have given him half of whatever."


Ron Wilkinson told the magazine his son had made a choice.


"Don was a 47-year-old police officer, not a 15-year-old handicapped child. He left a will and it was adhered to."


Under the Family Protection Act, potential claimants have 12 months after a will is probated to bring a claim.

Tough season has hardened Warriors for next year - Cleary

Wariors Coach Ivan Cleary on his teams loss

Cleary has the final word!

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The New Zealand Warriors' National Rugby League (NRL) season came to a screeching halt when last night's results under the complex McIntyre finals playoff system didn't go their way after they lost to the Gold Coast Titans on Friday.



But coach Ivan Cleary today told NZPA that the various setbacks and ups and downs endured by the team will forge a hardened and tighter squad for next season.


Friday's 28-16 loss at Robina meant the Warriors -- who finished the regular season fifth -- needed two of the three teams ranked below them in the playoffs to lose if they were get a second life.


But the sixth-ranked Sydney Roosters came back to beat Wests Tigers 19-15 in a golden point thriller and then the seventh-ranked Canberra Raiders toppled the Penrith Panthers 24-22.


It meant the Warriors were the first team eliminated from the finals, their fate sealed regardless of the result of tonight's final playoffs match between minor premiers St George Illawarra and Manly.


But other than failing to advance deeper into the playoffs, Cleary rates an especially tough season a success.


Tough because injured inspirational skipper Steve Price could not play a single game, and a string of injuries to other key players meant he had to plunge younger players into the side more often than he wanted for much of the season.


"You know, no one thought we would make anything this year but we not only made the finals, we finished in fifth spot," Cleary told NZPA today.


"Unfortunately we did not get a bit further but that's just the way the system works sometimes."

"It has been a fruitful year -- almost just about every player has got better and that's success to me."


"I feel very confident that we will be stronger again next year."




"The injuries to key guys through the year not only made us play younger players more often but some of the other guys really had to step up in their roles and they did that," he said.

"This has made our squad stronger and those guys stepping up such as (Russell) Packer and (Ben) Matulino have really matured and blossomed."


"There's also James Maloney, Lewis Brown, Aaron Heremaia -- there's been plenty of names you can throw in there and that's great (for the future)," Cleary said.


Winger Manu Vatuvei, with 19 tries from 18 matches this season, was a genuine superstar and Cleary thought the club had bought well for next season to augment Vatuvei's impact.

Former Parramatta duo Feleti Mateo and Krisnan Inu along with former junior Kiwi Steve Rapira from the Cowboys would undoubtedly add to the calibre of his squad.


Cleary had no hesitation answering yes when asked if he thought his job was on the line during the season -- particularly if they had not made the playoffs at the very least.


"But the boys came to the party -- everyone kept believing in what we were doing in the end it turned around," he said.


"The thing is the result you get is over a long season -- it's not about a few games in a row, everyone can lose or win a few games in a row. So it's just a matter where you end up and that's what you deserve."






"You got to expect every team, even those that don't make the finals, are going to improve. That's been shown in the past few years... there's a big turnover of teams that make the finals each year."

"We have got to make sure we get better."

Britney back making Headlines for all the Wrong Reasons!

"She saw him as a sex plaything!"-Britney Spears' Former Bodyguard-





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Here we go, You know its obvious this rent-a-cop did not get any lessons from Costners Frank Farmer character did he? Fernando Flores - former minder *cough cough* to Britney Spears has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the 'Circus' singer - claims she was difficult to work for and he once saw her "pleasuring herself".


He said: "Britney was a nightmare to work for. All the security guards lived in fear of her. And she seemed to see me as just a sexy plaything."


The routine was always the same. She'd call security and tell me to be in her room in 15 minutes and not to be late.


"When I got there she'd be naked. One time I walked in and she seemed to be pleasuring herself on the bed. She was running her hands over her body and had this look on her face like she was possessed."


"I told my superiors about my concerns but they never took me seriously. In the end I had no choice but to quit. "


He also claims Britney - who is countersuing Fernando to prove the allegations are false - would hit out if she didn't get her own way.


He said: "The other security guards told me there were often times when she would hit them or swing at them if she didn't get her way. There were times I was sure she was going to attack me.


"She was definitely under the influence of something, prescription meds, I don't know. But that scared me."


Fernando admits it has been hard for him to find work since he quit, and confesses he has taken a financial hit.


He told The Sun newspaper: "People have labelled me a gold digger. But I have never sued anyone before and this has been very hard on me financially.


"I have struggled to find work since I lost my job. This has never been about money."

Whats it been about then? ... The sex? I bet in a few months time we'll see this clown end up on Oprah or sum shit telling all for a handsome 'Apperance Fee'.

Dodgy Bugger of the Week: Steve Crow

Puts the 'F' in Failure!

Story coutesy of DHMNZ

Failing to purchase a 1996 Bentley Azure convertible, valued at $700,000 for $94,000.00 is but another stone in the wall of fail for the self-proclaimed Porn-King of New Zealand. 

Debts and a string of failed businesses have not put a dent in Steve Crow's big-spending habits. Crow is legally barred from managing any company after four of his companies failed in less than five years. He owes Inland Revenue just over $250,000.

Lets have a look at his walk of shame:

1997: Offened local Taranaki Iwi with Haka a 'Maori' Porn Movie.

1998 Offered tuition for any woman attending University in NZ to do a pornographic shoot.
2006 Despite much objection Crow was granted an application to hold his 'Boobs on Bikes' Event. 
2009 Had 2 of his 4 companies liquidated and is legally barred from managing any company within New Zealand.

All Blacks Clean Sweep Tri Nations!!

All Black 2nd Five Eight Conrad Smith in Action in last nights thrilling 23-22 win

 The Tale of the Tape!



Story courtesy of msn
All Blacks captain Richie McCaw provided the spark for his side to come back from 6-19 down by scoring the try which allowed it to complete a clean sweep of the Tri Nations by claiming a 23-22 victory at Telstra Stadium in Sydney on Saturday.



It was another bruising encounter between the sides but the All Blacks wore down the Australians by turning to a power game in the final quarter and it paid dividends.


The effort also marked a winning celebration for McCaw as he became the most capped All Blacks captain with 52 Test matches when passing Sean Fitzpatrick's record.


New Zealand almost foundered on their own errors, many unforced. Lack of accuracy in lineout throwing, failure to find touches several times in field play and an absence of the control earlier in the series all contributed to a disappointing performance during the first three-quarters of the game.


Handling and passing errors in potential scoring situations looked like they would add up to deny the All Blacks their shot at the world record for successive victories but their fightback kept their quest alive at 15 unbeaten games.


A 68th minute try to McCaw revived New Zealand hopes as halfback Piri Weepu landed the conversion to make the deficit 16-22.


Then five minutes later, the All Blacks opted to play for position rather than take a penalty goal and it paid off with some more strength-sapping drives at the line with No.8 Kieran Read powering his way over by the posts for Weepu's conversion to claim the lead.


New Zealand's sensible use of the bench resulted in flanker Jerome Kaino having a significant effect after he came on to take Victor Vito's place. He was prominent in some of the most demanding power plays which made the difference in the final outcome, and confirmed how much his game has grown this year.


The All Blacks' problems started in the 17th minute after a superb scrum break by No.8 Ben McCalman opened up the blindside track. He sped past weak defence and fed flying wing James O'Connor and there was no cover to haul him for Australia to gain the lead.


It was reward after opposite wing Lachie Turner was denied a try in the first five minutes by a fraction of a millimetre as his foot slid into the touchline in wing Cory Jane's tackle.


Moments later it was Australia scrambling to push second five-eighths Ma'a Nonu out in the corner at the other end after he chased through on a clever kick by first five-eighths Aaron Cruden. And All Blacks' fullback Mils Muliaina went within a stride of scoring after latching onto a centring kick from left wing Israel Dagg.


Second five-eighths Matt Giteau extended Australia's lead to 11-6 with his 31st-minute penalty goal, having landed his first in the sixth minute while Weepu landed third and 10th-minute penalty goals. Giteau's also added an injury-time penalty goal.


Centre Adam Ashley-Cooper gained a vital advantage for the side when scoring the opening try after halftime which took Australia to a 19-6 lead, the opportunity arising from two All Blacks mistakes. The first was a turnover from flanker Victor Vito which saw the ball kicked long by Australia and in attempting to run the ball back Muliaina was isolated and Australia turned the ball over again.


Australia 22


Tries: O'Connor, Ashley-Cooper


Pen: Giteau 3, Beale

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New Zealand 23


Tries: McCaw, Read


Con: Weepu 2 Pen: Weepu 3